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porgy: an orgy exclusivly involving those of a larger bulk (fat bastards)
After eating his brick'o'lard and trio of steak pies, tubby bunting picked up his S&M gear and headed off to the porgy.
by lord funkington May 25, 2004
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Noun: Previously thought to be the mix between a Pug and Corgy dogs, the definition has now been revealed as "One who wants to fuck Porgs, the cute puffin-muffins from the Star Wars universe"
"I was ok with Linda being a furry, but then she told me she was a Porgy too, and I just can't have that around my kids"
by ZombieSlag December 27, 2017
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Slightly different than an orgy, but the only difference is it's with pigs instead of people.
"I went up to the farm and saw a Porgy in the mud."
by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006
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1. an orgy of which all members can be considered obese.
2. a poison-oak orgy, e.g. the worst kind of orgy.
3. 60065
1. "aw shiet, I think I'm gonna leave, this is a frickin' porgy"
2. "we went hiking, and then it escalated into a full-on porgy"
3. "60065"
by mothanegro June 17, 2008
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Any of fish of the family Sparidae, especially of the species pagrus pagrus.
I'm going porgy fishing.
by duality March 30, 2005
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Contraction of "Pudgy orgy", group sex amongst those of grand dimensions (I.E. Fatties, Sows, Porkers, Swamp Rhinos, etc). A Porgy generally occurs when the efforts of the fatsos to bone or be boned by a somewhat slimmer individual fail miserably, and thus they are left with the choice of eternal virginity or sweaty, mouthbreathing copulation with those of their own kind. A Porgy can be infiltrated by chubby chasers of both sexes.
I'm here for the porgy" "Hey dude, we're having a porgy tonight at my place" "Shaniqua got her ass crushed at the porgy
by MadMonkey572 July 06, 2010
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And orgy with a really fat girl (pig)
Last night me and my mates picked up a fat girl from the pub and took her home for a porgy.
by JK19852011 April 23, 2011
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