Porch Climber
A Canadian slang, Porch climber refers to someone who is extremely drunk or in the state of intoxication.
Porch Climber by nuckingfutss August 19, 2011
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porch climber
A gamblers term in golf for someone who owes money to you from an on-course bet and disappears as soon as you walk in the clubhouse grill-room.
Also used as a term for a gambler who's handicap is questionable or possibly inflated artificially (see sandbagger).
Often shortened to porchie and used as an adjective.
Also used as a term for a gambler who's handicap is questionable or possibly inflated artificially (see sandbagger).
Often shortened to porchie and used as an adjective.
I beat Pierre 16 ways on that last press. Where is he?
Can you see those hands clinging to the railing out there ... ?
That goddamn porch climber!
Can you see those hands clinging to the railing out there ... ?
That goddamn porch climber!
porch climber by vic_city_boy June 1, 2011
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