porch monkey

someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.

your next door neighbor

by pickledspork July 07, 2005

porch monkey

another type of racial slur towards black people.

guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey

by k0_ November 29, 2018

porch monkey

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?

by charlie December 10, 2003

porch monkey

A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.

*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*

Randal: Im taking it back!

EX2

Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!

by Dodectabone July 22, 2006

porch monkey

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.

by Randall G June 04, 2006

porch monkey

Some who is a lazy fuck

Damn porch monkey get off the fucking couch and take a walk.

by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006

porch monkey

Describes that unprecedented situation, where a monkey's actually placed on a porch, seemingly enjoying itself.

Retard: "Hey John, there's a monkey on that porch."

John: "Yes, that's a porch monkey"

by ILoatheMySelf June 25, 2009