A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."
Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"
Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"
Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013
“Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”
by CrocDog765 May 7, 2019
A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...
A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.
A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.
A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson
by pinksparkles88 May 10, 2012
by Urbanduchess January 9, 2016
by d.a.t April 8, 2008
When your girl is extra hot and needy so you flip her over and fill her with cream until she is ooeygoey and overly toasted.
by ToastyMcStuffins July 5, 2022
Man that chick is such a PopTart! If you want to get her going just treat her like shit bro, you gotta put her down first to get some.
by MarcoManchego February 17, 2017