pope hat

A wide collection of pointy "hats" worn by the pontiff himself. The collection ranges from Star Wars pope hats to Oprah Pope Hats. He wears any pope hat on a given day depending on his mood.

"Dude, is that Geraldo Rivera Pope Hat fucking sweet?"!

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

by will bitten September 8, 2017

does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

Popehat's Law of Goats

He who fucks goats, either as part of a performance or to troll those he deems has overly delicate sensibilities is simply, a goatfucker.

He claimed he was just pretending to be racist to trigger the social justice warriors, but even if he is telling the truth, Popehat's Law of Goats still applies.

by JamesR86 January 20, 2020

Popehat

Those crazy hat that popes wear.

Pope:Dude, check out my Popehat, it is tight, yo.
Dude:Werd. That hat is the shiznat, brotha.

by Omnivore November 1, 2003