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Pop Machine 

A Pop Machine is a male or female singer, songwriter, or band that turns out massive amounts of music to which they become very famous and rich.

*Can be used in a derogatory manner (too many annoying songs on the radio) or in an applauding manner (keeps on churning out endless musical creativity), it depends on how you view the artist.
Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, the Beatles, Jay-Z, Queen, the Black Eyed Peas, U2, Garth Brooks, Metalica, Sheryl Crow, the Rolling Stones, Beyoncé, Celine Dion, ABBA, KISS, Van Halen, Madonna, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Eminem, Mariah Carey, Rihanna, and countless others are all major Pop Machines.
Pop Machine by Yikker Yakker March 13, 2010
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Broken Pop Machine 

While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.
What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.
Broken Pop Machine by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007
Related Words

poomachine 

where your poo comes from
also known as anus, ass but, glutious maximus, booty
poomachine by Anonymous May 20, 2003

poopmachine 

When the poop is needed to be crafted by the hands of 80 Vietnamese children from the mechanics of 20 individual gears of caca.
OH DEAR! I gotta get to the poopmachine before it explodes
poopmachine by Fartdestruct March 20, 2021