Pop Machine

A Pop Machine is a male or female singer, songwriter, or band that turns out massive amounts of music to which they become very famous and rich.

*Can be used in a derogatory manner (too many annoying songs on the radio) or in an applauding manner (keeps on churning out endless musical creativity), it depends on how you view the artist.

Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, the Beatles, Jay-Z, Queen, the Black Eyed Peas, U2, Garth Brooks, Metalica, Sheryl Crow, the Rolling Stones, Beyoncé, Celine Dion, ABBA, KISS, Van Halen, Madonna, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Eminem, Mariah Carey, Rihanna, and countless others are all major Pop Machines.

Pop Machine by Yikker Yakker March 13, 2010

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Broken Pop Machine

While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.

What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.

Broken Pop Machine by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007

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Related Words

Pop Machine • Broken Pop Machine • poomachine • pop • pop punk • pop music • pop up • pop off • Pop smoke • Pop Rocks

poomachine

where your poo comes from

also known as anus, ass but, glutious maximus, booty

poomachine by Anonymous May 20, 2003

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poopmachine

When the poop is needed to be crafted by the hands of 80 Vietnamese children from the mechanics of 20 individual gears of caca.

OH DEAR! I gotta get to the poopmachine before it explodes

poopmachine by Fartdestruct March 20, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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