This refers to the baseball euphemism for sex. 1st= kissing, 2nd= touching boobs, 3rd= touching genitals, and a home run would be sex.
A pop fly=oral sex. A pop fly can be hit at any time and does not always fall in line with "bases," as is the case with oral sex; it can come at any time, usually after 2nd or 3rd. It can also occur after a home run is scored.
Wiping your ass, dunking the paper in the toilet, then throwing it on the ceiling. The follow up to the upper decker. Also known as an in the park home run.
Ken left an upper decker at Mikes house, then hit an infield pop fly.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.