Pooter

The sweetest little gerbil you will ever meet!

"My Pooter is so cute when he eats apples!"

by gerbilburble April 19, 2009

quite type, tends to follow rather than lead. Almost like a pest/baby.Produces odd scent only known to his bread.

"Stop following me Pooter!"
"there is Pooter crouching behind a bench"
"Can you smell that,I think its Pooter"

by Jim Johnson March 16, 2005

pooter

A pooter can be an kind of fart, not just the worst kind as previously defined.

Your foul pootering is throwing off my concentration almost as much as your Ugg boots.

by Señor Juan Carlos February 15, 2005

The cutest, fuzziest, most loveable small animal- especially refering to cats.

Our pooter was so cute when she meowed and climbed on the bed to snuggle.

by Er-10 Cricket August 17, 2006

God my girlfriends pooter is the best!
My pooter itches like crazy

by Peener peener March 4, 2018

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

by New Horizon February 10, 2011

A person or creature behaving in an irritating or unintelligent way.

A person knocking your pen on the floor- "You bloody pooter!"

by Freddy Davis June 30, 2005