A pharse used in Christchurch, New Zealand as a greeting or general statement. Commonly yelled in a high pitch tone. Can have variants of different use of tone and pace.
by trickofthetrade July 20, 2010
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When you need the toilet and you do both.. at the same time!

Another definition is a random phrase circulating my school- "Poo and wee- willy and bum"
I need the toilet real bad! I need to go poo and wee.
by damnitktmann November 12, 2006
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Kids ask what's for tea so I tell them poo and wee for tea
What's for tea.... Poo and wee for tea
by Uncle dave 83 August 28, 2019
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Something to say if you are feeling a little mischievous
"Poo Poo Bum Bum Willy Wee Wee Tits Penis"
"That is the funniest thing I've ever fucking heard"
by SillySausage42 August 31, 2022
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