Poor Excuse

A person who is either an Embarrassment or Trying Hard to be someone or something he's not.

Jyulive: You better shut the fuck up with that fucking bull shit that you fucking talking you bitch before I put slap in your ear.

Damoue: Man fuck you bitch ass nigga. (Gets up in his Face)

Jyulive: (Looks at him Perplexed) (Laughing Jumping Up and Down) What the fuck?! This nigga think I'm pussy? (Laughing) Nigga.

Damoue: Look nigga, don't make me fuck you up.

Jyulive: Fuck who up? Fuck who up? You better put them fucking words back in your mouth because you a Poor Excuse for a Gangster!

Damoue: Nigga, I'll pull my shit out right now.

Jyulive: EEEEWWWW! He about to pull his dick out. EWWWWW!

All Liberians: EWWWWWWW.

Elahmahjay and Arlue: (Looking at each other) Ahe my people.

Jyulive: Let me get out of here, they pekin here gay oh. (Laughing Hysterically)

Poor Excuse by Jyuzayeguuwaah J. Summers February 16, 2010

Poor excuse for a human being 

Donald Trump

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.

Poor excuse for a human being by faygogluttony September 23, 2016

Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Pathetic poor excuse for a husband by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022