When Jimmy Bloom from Elliot Lake, Ontario asks to see the on-sale Gamecubes, puts it in his cart then proceeds to run out of Zellers with a Gamecube in his arms, in a heat-score fasion. Later, after eluding police, the merchandise is pawned for a 1/4oz. of weed, and maybe some morphine and oxycocets.
That Jimmy Bloom is always poor boying it to score some weed and pills. Fucking schizo pill-head!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."