The type of poop that isn't able to be removed from your rear easily. It lasts forever and takes an extensive amout of toilet paper to remove. Thus deeming it sticky in nature. It "sticks" around.
The stick with a nail on the end of,in which is used to grip poo...and fling poo at a buddie or a neighboring house. Also any inanimate object, animal, or vehicle.
You take a dump, and when you use the toliet paper to wipe, instead of throwing it away. you paste it to the wall or any other surface. The poop itself acts as the adhesive. Great for revenge for bad service at restaurants.
"what do you mean your out of orange chicken???? fine ill have musho pork."
(goes to restroom)
(poops)
"well this is for not having orange chicken at lunchtime."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.