the poop that hangs from any mammals ass by a long, earlier swallowed, hair strand.
dude look at your dog sparky running circles. He's got a poopon hanging out his ass and he tryin to get dat bad boy.
by Raelpal June 22, 2011
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Tampon for men.. lol.. when you want to play outside, but those really bad spit shits are stopping you!
Dewd i gotta change my poopon....you wear poopons? What the fuck is a poopon? A tampon for those runnie days!
by Kry guy October 17, 2007
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The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.
"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."
by chugers April 15, 2009
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Marijuana that was very poorly grown, may have a bad taste, may look brown or off in color, or can be used to describe marijuana that you don’t feel any effects from (weak, bunk, garbage).
Man I’ve never seen weed that bad, that must be some pooponics!
by Michigan Mogly November 11, 2020
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An ass tampon because your to lazy to put on underwear. Aka A rolled up wad of toilet paper to plug your asshole from leaking shit on the floor which falls out and found by somebody else
Is that another one of Pam’s poopons on the floor again?
by footnMouth December 26, 2022
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