poop smear

when a gay man wipes his poop covered penis on the sheets after anal sex

Damn it! He gave me a poop smear and I have to wash my sheets again!

poop smear by Big Guy5 May 24, 2009

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poop smear

what happens after a mexican dinner

o man, i had the biggest poop smear on my underwear after eating that bean burrito

poop smear by seximexi October 9, 2003

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poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

poop smearing by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

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poopsmear

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process

my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car

poopsmear by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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