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poop smear

what happens after a mexican dinner
o man, i had the biggest poop smear on my underwear after eating that bean burrito
poop smear by seximexi October 9, 2003
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poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"
Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing
poop smearing by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

poopsmear 

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process
my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car
poopsmear by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007
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