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Poop Post 

A cleaner way of saying "S**t post," coined by Craig Thompson (MiniLadd on YouTube).
Around 1:34 in his "Try Not to Laugh Challenge #3" video, MiniLadd described the clip he just watched as a Poop Post.
Poop Post by Lisa Brazent July 27, 2019
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Post Poop Fart

This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.
He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.

Post poop depression 

The sadness after a real good poop. Sometimes you poop and its feels like part of you has left and something significant has been lost that can never be brought back. It leaves a feeling on incredible remorse and sadness.
Howard are you doing okay this morning?
I'm okay I just have some post poop depression. It will pass.
Post poop depression by Barnardo October 27, 2016

Post-Poop Butt Hurt 

Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.
Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!
Post-Poop Butt Hurt by Border__Damage September 30, 2017

Post Poop Clarity 

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet
“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

post-poop 

The period of time just after defacating, or taking a crap.
I spent a lot of time crying during my post-poop.
post-poop by weasel February 10, 2003

Post Poop Piss 

This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.
I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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