a nerd that has an impressive and diverse portfolio consisting of poop gathered from all walks of society.
Mike: yo
Bill: sup
Mike: nm you?
Bill: yo ur gay
Mike: yo y u gotta be like that u fag.
Chadi: yo u both r fuckin poop nerds, holla at ya boy.
by Musalmaan November 21, 2004
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The act of sitting reverse on the toilet, setting one's laptop on the tank of the toilet, and using it while completing the poop
Friend: Hey bro you wanna Skype?
Nerd: Can't. I'm nerd pooping right now.
by Nerd Pooper July 20, 2011
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