poop mange
The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!
poop mange by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014
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poop manger
The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.
"I sure showed those guys."
"What did you do?"
"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
"What did you do?"
"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
poop manger by ThaddPole October 12, 2011
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poop mange • poop manger • Poopmongerer • poopmagnet • poopmancer • Poopmanteau • poop monger • poop angel • poop hanger • poop
Poopmonger
Poopmonger by the monger man April 9, 2009
poopmancer
Trent's lvl 118 poopmancer's horde of fecal elite archers, totally brung down my lvl 100 penis warrior.
poopmancer by masterwarrior32122 August 24, 2009
Poopmongerer
Tiny monsters resembling or made of poop. they live in the Gnar, which is why it is important to shred the gnar.
Poopmongerer by Crocean Dick Head July 29, 2009
Poopmonger
Person who dropped a deuce in the toilet and left it as though to be acting out as a pusher of feces. One who really superimposes feces onto another individuals day.
Hey man, did you see that big ass bowl load of crap that someone left in the toilet??? What a friggin poopmonger!!!
Poopmonger by Riddla' May 2, 2021
Poopmanteau
A portmanteau created by combining a pre-existing word with the word poop. It is itself both a portmanteau and a poopmanteau.
Jake: Man this computer is so slow
Fred: I know. It's more like a compooper, amirite?
Jake: That's a darn good poopmanteau.
Fred: I know. It's more like a compooper, amirite?
Jake: That's a darn good poopmanteau.
Poopmanteau by Sieg Reyu June 21, 2010
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