poop jiz

The combination of poop and jizz. Either from taking a shit and then masturbating, or getting stabbed in the gooch causing poop and jizz to seep out to form poop jizz.

Aww dude, did you see that poop jizz in the toilet.

poop jiz by Bothagrius January 24, 2011

Poop Jizz 

When sperm trickles out of someones ass it is poop jizz.

Justin Bieber's conception was due to poop jizz dribbling south.

Poop Jizz by Archturious August 14, 2011

Jizz Poop 

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals

"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"

Jizz Poop by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021

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If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.

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poopjizz 

the act of jizzing in the butthole and pooping it out while having someone eat it

me: i need to poop
jeff: i need to jizz
me and jeff: poopjizz time!!!
me: lets get ryan to eat it
ryan: nom nom nom nom nom nom

poopjizz by fast and gentle October 2, 2011

poopjizz 

1. After preforming ATM with a girl and cumming in her mouth, letting her kiss you after that is the essence of poopjizz
2. A disgusting substance oozing from a sink
3. Describing something of a nasty texture or appearance

1. Bro 1: Dude, last night I totally tasted my own poopjizz.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.

2. Bro 1: Dude, my sink just poopjizzed out the hole on the side.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.

3. Bro 1: Dude, that food at the cafe tasted like poopjizz.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.

poopjizz by hulk brogan the IV November 18, 2010