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poop friend

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.
"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'
by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007
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poop friend

what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.
ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!
by ron johnson October 30, 2004
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National smell your friends poop sock day

Friend 1 “Dude, what are you looking for?”

Friend 2 “Dude, i’m looking for your poop sock”

Friend 1 “Oh its April 8th already?”

Friend 2 “Yea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”
by SussierTick April 8, 2022
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Friendship poop

The act of two people taking a poop simultaneously sharing a toilet with one person in front and the other behind.
There was only one workable toilet left, forcing Timmy and Billy to break down that final barrier by taking a friendship poop.
by Chester C. M. March 29, 2010
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friends house poop

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet
Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?
by I am your secret sister May 20, 2018
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