poop friend 

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.

"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'

poop friend by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007

poop friend 

what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.

ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!

poop friend by ron johnson October 30, 2004

National smell your friends poop sock day 

April 8, where you smell your friends poop sock.

Friend 1 “Dude, what are you looking for?”

Friend 2 “Dude, i’m looking for your poop sock”

Friend 1 “Oh its April 8th already?”

Friend 2 “Yea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”

National smell your friends poop sock day by SussierTick April 8, 2022

Friendship poop 

The act of two people taking a poop simultaneously sharing a toilet with one person in front and the other behind.

There was only one workable toilet left, forcing Timmy and Billy to break down that final barrier by taking a friendship poop.

Friendship poop by Chester C. M. March 29, 2010

friends house poop 

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet

Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?

friends house poop by I am your secret sister May 20, 2018