poon whack

The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.

"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."

by Nickofwiseman December 17, 2015

poon wacker

1.A male who who hurts the girl in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his girl.(adj.)

2.The act of slapping a females crotch after sex.(verb)

3.Someone who always fucks the girl hard no matter what.(adj.)

-dude after i was done i came in her eye and now its all red and stuff.
-why do u always hurt your girl friends man?
-what can i say I'm a poon wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

poon-wacker

1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)

-dude i came in beckys eye so hard core last night, now its all red and shit!!

-aww man why do you always have to hurt yours girls like that?

-what can i say ima poon-wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006

poopwhacking

taking to long to do something.
going poop and whacking it while you are there, thus taking to long with the poop.

he said he would be here in 10 minutes. its been 3 goddamn hours. dudes poopwhacking like i aint eva seen.

by slylawngnomes October 27, 2010