poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.

"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."

poon stache by Brazzle Magazzle May 18, 2006

poon satchel 

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

poon satchel by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020

Pornstache 

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

Pornstache by Jeramiah Quimby July 5, 2009

Pornstache 

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

Pornstache by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003

pornstache 

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

pornstache by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

Poostache 

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

Poostache by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008