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poon magnet 

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas
He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
poon magnet by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

Poon Tang Magnet

Someone who falls under a constant barrage of vaginal offerings, a "magnet" to poon tang
"Im a poon tang magnet, and im magnetising you! These magnets are in my balls!" - Poon tang magnet - The Archives
Poon Tang Magnet by megatomm December 24, 2008

poopmagnet 

When a person is attracted to poop. This is common to find in Wales and Ireland however is looked down upon in most communities.
Me: EWW! Dog poop.
Them: Looks really nice might take it home.
Me: You are a Poopmagnet?
poopmagnet by PoopMagnet God April 20, 2017

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026