poon chuck

To strike another's perineum (the taint) with one's fingertips, which are reinforced by one's hands pressed together as if in prayer.

Garcia broke his finger trying to poon chuck a freshman's taint.

by Wraithed January 18, 2015

poon chuck

To take one's hand like you are holding a bowling ball, insert your fingers into a woman's orifices (vagina and anus) and chuck (throw) her as far away from you as possible.

This bitch kept getting in my face and I had to "poon chuck" her ass across the room.

by beerluvnmp August 10, 2009

Poopchucks

The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.

Fido, if you don't hurry up and get back in the house, I'm going to use your own crap against you with these poopchucks.

by Zachakack Pelt A. Shot October 14, 2008

poopchuck

V: When one experiences vomiting and defecation simultaneously, usually in a violent manner as a result of illness.

I got some terrible food poisoning last week, I spent all night in the bathroom poopchucking.

by notfeelingwell January 25, 2011

Poopchuckle

The act of putting a tube in your rectum and putting the other end in someone else's and taking a diarrhea dump while both giggling hysterically as the poop is being transferred from ones anus to another.

"Hey Mr. Simms tonight you and I are gonna poopchuckle."

by Greg Simms February 14, 2017