poompers

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“fuck the poompers”

by grinchybaby September 6, 2020

poopersnaps

The equivalent of saying "drat"

"This problem is hard.."
"Did you use substitution?"
"Oh poopersnaps! I didn't!"

by Tom Kurowski September 28, 2006

Poopersede

1. The act of one's stink in a public bathroom being overridden by the next guy to take a dump.

2. To have another's dump cover the fact that you stunk up the restroom.

3. When someone comes into the restroom to take a shit just as you're wiping.

Broski: Dude, I had Chile con Carne last night and completely blew up the mens room next to the boss' office just now.

Dudemeister: I can never dump at work. I'm too worried everyone will know how foul my shits are.

Broski: Yeah I normally have the same problem but as I was finishing up, Jeff went into the stall next to me.

Dudemeister: That's lucky. Jeff's fat dump is going to totally poopersede your foulness.

Broski: Yeah, and I've been nailing his wife!

by Diablo42 April 16, 2013

cheers poopers

where ya take two ass cracks and shit similtaniously!

ya wanna cheers poopers?

Course!

by Lasane February 28, 2010

The May Pooperson

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

Poopersnatcher

When a small man captures your shit while you turn around to admire your accomplishment.

Person 1: Where did my shit go?

Person 2(other stall): The poopersnatcher got me too.

by Dongflopper April 10, 2010

poopersonic

A visit to the toilet that produces more sound than substance, much to the embarrassment of the flatulent defecator or defacatrix.

Another bloody poopersonic, alas!

by Rob9811 October 31, 2010