pooperson 

Pooperson = Shitty headed person.

That bitch is such a pooperson

pooperson by urbanspeak January 2, 2015

The May Pooperson 

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

The May Pooperson by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

Pooparonus 

poop ah ro nus

Another word for diarrhea

A monumental eruption in the bowel

I can't go to school today because I have pooparonus

Pooparonus by Skylander "G" January 26, 2017

poopersnaps 

The equivalent of saying "drat"

"This problem is hard.."
"Did you use substitution?"
"Oh poopersnaps! I didn't!"

poopersnaps by Tom Kurowski September 28, 2006

pooperman 

something that is better than superman and that can kick your ass

pooperman is the best super hero ever

pooperman by jake paul May 4, 2018

pooperpoke 

When you poke someone in their hinder hole when they least expect it. Works best when an individual is under a table. The ensuing reactive jump from the "pooperpoke" should cause the victim to jump and drive their head into the bottom of the table.

I caught Joe under the desk picking up a pencil and I pooperpoked him. He now has a concussion.

pooperpoke by Long Duck Donger Jr. VIII April 28, 2014

Pomperoon 

Unnecessary education, especially education meant to impress others

That course in anthropology was pomperoon!

Pomperoon by Saccharomyces cerevisiae January 21, 2013