Poomonkey 

A nickname derived from a shroom and boosh filled afternoon. Can be shortened to "poomunks."

Person one: "Alright poomonkey?"
Person two: "I need a poo!"

Poomonkey by dumpypea July 30, 2009

poopmonkey420 

he has the most drip on tik tok

"man poopmonkey420 got hella drip bro."

poopmonkey420 by snapchat3 February 23, 2020

ThePoopMonkey/Poopmonkey420 

A small tiktoker that joined tiktok in 2018 with the name "momo_is_the_one" and had later changed it to "poopmonkey420", then to finally "thepoopmonkey". He gained a large following on tiktok by posting random and funny tiktoks. His most viral time was in 2019. He sadly left tiktok in early 2021.

"Poopmonkey420 is a very funny tiktoker"
"ThePoopMonkey is my favorite tikoker!"

ThePoopMonkey/Poopmonkey420

ThePoopMonkey/Poopmonkey420 by Sd ansjmnd April 27, 2021

pornmonkey 

One who is a step above obsession with pornography.

Hung is a pornmonkey.

pornmonkey by violent milk February 16, 2007

poo monkey 

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

poo monkey by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

poomones

The small particle of human feces found on bed sheets which most people mistake for lint.

"honey, u left poomones on the bed again last night"

poomones by Peter L W May 18, 2008

pootinkey 

A wet fart left in one's pants.

I just left a pootinkey in my pants.

pootinkey by Rumpleskin January 10, 2008