poolick 

A very famous Canadian author, Jason Poolick, mostly known for writing clever poo stories found across the internet.

Hi guys,

Here's a story for you:

Yesterday I was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. She's a big girl, but really cute. I asked her "where do you want to go for lunch?" She told me "Taco Bell."

So we go to Taco Bell, and she orders a Combo number 2, AND a combo #6. I'm thinking to myself "WOW, her farts must be amazing!!!!" Anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, I had the windows down in my car, and I let a SBD go. I could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. She was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.

I asked her "I'm sorry I farted, do you like it?". She said "MMMMMM, I wish you could have done that on my nose." I said "well..that can be arranged" with a sly grin on my face.

We drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by ass cheeks, and I farted, but accidently, some taco came out. I thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. Licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.

Now, every Friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. Some days people ask her after lunch "Hey, what's that in your teeth?" but it will always be our little secret.

With Love,

Jason Poolick

poolick by Johnny P Smith August 10, 2006

pooplicker 

likes to eat shit out of buttholes. enjoys the taste.

no! you nasty pooplicker!

pooplicker by m!$$fr3$h March 1, 2011

poodick 

noun ~ a generic moniker for a friend or acquaintance who lacks rudimentary tact in almost every non essential social situation. Poodicks are habitually late, but must attend everything. They posses severe stigmatisms, yet wear no corrective lenses. They are blonde, but also Mexican.

Man, where is Goodwin, He is such a poodick!

poodick by Mugz79 June 17, 2007

potlicker 

A derogatory term for a dog that can’t stop itself from drinking from the toilet bowl even when it has water in it’s own bowl.

C’mon you dirty little potlicker, get your nose outta there!

potlicker by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

pooplick 

When your dog licks his/her butthole and leaves a wet spot in the bed.

"Damn! I think I just laid in Psyche's pooplick!"

"Psyche!!! STOP POOPLICKING IN THE BED!"

"The wet spot in the bed is surely a pooplick."

pooplick by Daviddddddddddddd April 11, 2008

potlicker 

One who crowds out someone else's fishing spot...

I was run off of my Crappie hole by a potlicker with live minnows. I guess I'll go home and punch the clown.

potlicker by reDfiSH November 6, 2003

poosickle 

when a man has anal intercourse with a women, then pulls out and she gives oral.

man, that girl turned out to be a freak when she wanted a poosickle from gus.

poosickle by dakevster August 19, 2008