pool towel

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.

The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.

pool towel by jayrodmurderface June 7, 2017

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Kids at the pool with no towels

When you use the toilet for a bowel movement, and there is no toilet paper.

"Mom, why are there kids at the pool with no towels?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. There's more toilet paper under the sink."

Kids at the pool with no towels by corrupteddevil September 13, 2009

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