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poohface

someone who you love dearly and miss

the person that picks on you at home
the one who loves you, but never says exactly how much
by hollywoodbitch! July 26, 2009
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poohface

cute sweet girl who is like winnie the pooh so much so shes got poohface.
awww poohface shake your hunny pot
by disco daves despo old bird January 9, 2010
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pooface

Generally considered a mild insult, as compared to stronger varieties such as shitface, shithead and so on. Usually considered somewhat childish, and for that reason generally confined to more informal situations (or use by children). Some children find it amusing to repeat this word indefinitely. Pooface is sometimes used in conjuction with adverbs which strengthen its meaning, e.g., "complete pooface", or "total pooface".

Many other insults are related to, and possibly derived from, this one, for instance, shitface, shithead, craphead, dunghead, shitbrain, etc. All of these words share the common structure "word for faeces" + "word for part of head". There is also a more general category of words which have the structure "some kind of vaguely insulting substance" + "body part", e.g. "cheese-dick", "strawberry-dick" (note that hyphenation varies with these types of word, although you will rarely see "poo-face").

A word which is related to pooface is rondabe, which is often discovered by accident when someone is writing a predictive text and tries to type "pooface". For some reason, many predictive text systems prefer the word "rondabe" over "pooface". No-one knows why this is, however. Incidentally, rondabe is the absolute certified coolest word in the world, by a margin of 58%. The nearest contender to its crown of coolness is globule, which has only 538 coolness points, and was used by Queen Elizabeth II in the Queen's Speech of 2002 in order to highlight her coolness.
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by Tinarm May 6, 2006
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poopface

the funniest insult ever. Was most common in elementary school, but was not as funny back then.
Sorry I'm so late. Drew wouldn't borrow me the car. He was being a poopface.
by aquajerk/surly October 30, 2011
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Poopy Mc. Poopface

When one is acting like they have feces on their face.
Chris was being a Poopy Mc. Poopface when he would not share something.
by Goosh22 July 23, 2006
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pooface mcgee

A person who has eaten crap and still had crap on their face afterwards.
That guy is such a pooface mcgee, look at his shit mustache.
by Cr4zyBr4dy June 24, 2007
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Poopface Magee

When Someone is acting like such a poopface, just calling them a poopface will not suffice
When my best friend decided to screw my girlfriend he became the worst Poopface Magee ever
by Bladed Goat May 18, 2007
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