Poobong 

A type of illegal substance smoked in a bong.

Yeah mate, flaming poobong

Poobong by Noah the drain rat November 2, 2017

poodong 

self explanitory.... someone who has poo on their dong usually the result of shoving their penis into someone's ass

hey there goes mr. poodong

poodong by Jeff February 10, 2003

poobing

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well

Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!

poobing by WillowNelson99 May 13, 2015

poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"

i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...

poobanger by e_ijah January 16, 2018

poobonic plague 

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.

After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.

poobonic plague by RMusick March 12, 2012

poomongerer 

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

poomongerer by Kendra February 26, 2005

pooMonger 

An original BaNuS Ranger.

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.

pooMonger by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004