Poo-ruse
Person 1: You should really look into (insert subject here)
Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.
Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.
Poo-ruse by Chip and Rip December 31, 2020
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poo-ruse
The art of taking your time to peruse a shop’s offerings while you work up a nasty dump to take there before you leave.
Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.
poo-ruse by Shah of the Bayou September 29, 2022
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poo ruse • poo • POO-POO • poo poo heads • Poo-ron • poo butt • poo jabber • poo pusher • Poo Manchu • Poo Ball
poo ruse
Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.
My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.
poo ruse by pooter diddler October 9, 2013
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