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poo stache

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
by Michael Sandman July 28, 2008
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poo stache

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescent’s upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
by Michael Sandman July 25, 2008
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Prostache

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".
As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.
by Zarbuck November 16, 2010
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poustache

A goatee that looks like someone shoved their chin up someones anus while they were taking a shit
shave your poustache alex
by Urgay October 24, 2003
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Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache
by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008
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pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long
by leewee January 24, 2005
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poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.
After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.
by Jamed January 11, 2009
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