poo ring

a condition caused by not wiping properly.
"i'd go down on her, but i just can't get past the poo ring".
by Martoonie N Leashie January 23, 2004
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poo ring

English slang, from England, meaning anus or rectum. a translation to american slang: butthole
"bill was being such a pooring to me today."

"jill has a tight poo ring."
by Ra Jaconan July 09, 2006
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Poo Ring

The crusty remains of the daily shit usually found around the batty crease or mouth for homosexuals
"Woah look at that dude his poo ring looms like a brown crusty donut"

"Rhys bruv your such a poo ring go get some friends"
by Sir Shagalot July 30, 2008
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stretch her poo ring

To perform anal sex on a female. In other words, to fuck a bitch in the ass!
Yo. Hopefully tonight i'll stretch her poo ring
by COB David December 21, 2007
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