poo ring

a condition caused by not wiping properly.

"i'd go down on her, but i just can't get past the poo ring".

by Martoonie N Leashie January 23, 2004

Poo Ring

The crusty remains of the daily shit usually found around the batty crease or mouth for homosexuals

"Woah look at that dude his poo ring looms like a brown crusty donut"

"Rhys bruv your such a poo ring go get some friends"

by Sir Shagalot July 30, 2008

poo ring

English slang, from England, meaning anus or rectum. a translation to american slang: butthole

"bill was being such a pooring to me today."

"jill has a tight poo ring."

by Ra Jaconan July 9, 2006

stretch her poo ring

To perform anal sex on a female. In other words, to fuck a bitch in the ass!

Yo. Hopefully tonight i'll stretch her poo ring

by COB David December 21, 2007

Ring stinging poo denter

A ring stinging poo denter, is when two gay men with very thick penises have anal intercourse with each other right before needing to take a shit and the person on the receiving end will feel their ring stinging and their feces being dented at the same time.

Far out dude. Gary gave me a ring stinging poo denter the other day! My ring still hurts now! And god! I couldn't take a shit for like 5 hours dude, it was painful!

by n8frompap October 25, 2018

Pooring

The act a government takes to decimate the middle class by taxes and levies!

The government of Canada is pooring the Canadian middle class and economy by the result of the compounded carbon tax!

by Justistruth March 27, 2024