See rump ranger, rear admiral, butt cowboy, fudge packer, hampster hider, chutney ferret, crooked torch, homosexualist et al.
by James March 04, 2003
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
by Cupernicus November 09, 2002
I do declare that Mr Stromberg eyed me up most distastefully in geography today. I swear the man's a poo pirate!
by Kopf Slap November 11, 2009
A poo pirate is when someone poos there panties when a hand is raised or a ball is kicked near them.
Poo pirates are also scared of sharp objects, forward girls, spicy food, and downing pints.
Poo pirates are also scared of sharp objects, forward girls, spicy food, and downing pints.
Paolo: Hey Danny, try and smash that shot top corner
Danny: I am trying, but my shots are not as powerfull as they used to be.
Paolo: Stop being a Poo Pirate and hit it.
Danny: I am trying, but my shots are not as powerfull as they used to be.
Paolo: Stop being a Poo Pirate and hit it.
by pirlolovescassano December 08, 2009
smashing a girl missionary style while repeatedly punching her in eye until an eye patch is needed. turn her over to doggy style while still smashing away then get a marker pen and draw a x over her asshole then unleash your load inside of it to bury your treasure.
i was fucking trashed while watching pirates of the caribbean with this chick and she was full ready for a poo pirate.
by Johnny two deep October 24, 2011
A poo pirate is a homosexual man, commonly refered to as a fag or/and homo. However the term Poo Pirate is very fitting as they like to raid/ravage each others asses like pirates
"Man look at that poo pirate"
"Ur dads a poo pirate"
"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"
"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"
"Ur dads a poo pirate"
"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"
"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"
by Shush_rules November 23, 2006