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poo pirate

See rump ranger, rear admiral, butt cowboy, fudge packer, hampster hider, chutney ferret, crooked torch, homosexualist et al.
poo pirate by James March 3, 2003

poo pirate

One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.
Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!
poo pirate by I got no pants April 20, 2003

poo pirate

a male enjoys insert their genitalia into another mans anus
look its that damn poo pirate again
poo pirate by Cupernicus November 8, 2002

poo pirate

A male who willingly engages in anal sex with another male.
I do declare that Mr Stromberg eyed me up most distastefully in geography today. I swear the man's a poo pirate!
poo pirate by Kopf Slap November 11, 2009

Poo Pirate

Arr!, I be a Poo Pirate, and I'm coming to steal your dirty starfish!
Poo Pirate by Thom August 10, 2004

poo pirate

A poo pirate is when someone poos there panties when a hand is raised or a ball is kicked near them.
Poo pirates are also scared of sharp objects, forward girls, spicy food, and downing pints.
Paolo: Hey Danny, try and smash that shot top corner
Danny: I am trying, but my shots are not as powerfull as they used to be.
Paolo: Stop being a Poo Pirate and hit it.
poo pirate by pirlolovescassano December 7, 2009