poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016

poo jelly

A natural jelly that comes out only once every blue moon. It will one day become a prominent brand of jelly as common as the ground you walk upon.

Billy made a peanut butter sandwich. Then he added his precious poo jelly.

by Iwanttatorchips December 12, 2008