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The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.
I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.
by VJ Singlemalt May 05, 2016
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A natural jelly that comes out only once every blue moon. It will one day become a prominent brand of jelly as common as the ground you walk upon.
Billy made a peanut butter sandwich. Then he added his precious poo jelly.
by Iwanttatorchips January 30, 2007
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