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pony ride 

(noun) a situation in which payment (time and/or money) is required for substandard goods or services.
I can't believe I waited in line for 20 minutes and paid $5 to ride that boring roller coaster. What a pony ride!
pony ride by JT Applefest September 29, 2010

Pony ride 

Horse. Heroin. Shooting/smoking heroin. Keeps it kinda secret from others cause not many refer to heroin as 'pony'.
Anyone wanna go for a pony ride later?
Pony ride by carfentanil February 19, 2012

pony-ride 

The cruel and unusual punishment given to the one you love. It involves taking someones arm and putting it under the other persons legs, going around their crotch and pulling up on the other side until you reach the breaking point.
It's a very funny sight. A great way to embarrass your child in front of friends, relatives, Rabbis and grocery shoppers.
I love Bob, that is why I gave him a pony-ride.
pony-ride by pony-ridden February 6, 2009

Neopolitan Pony Ride 

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.
After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

Mexican pony ride 

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.
I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.
Mexican pony ride by Impure Client October 2, 2009

Arabian Peanut Butter Pony Ride 

A sex position in which a male is fucking one girl uo the ass when another male smears peanut butter around his reproductive organ and the girl then must lick it off, not being able to use her hands. After words, the females vaginal and anal openings would be occupied by the male.
Yo man, me and my homie just went on a nasty Arabian Peanut Butter Pony Ride on this girl
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