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Pollywoppus 

A British term, given to someone who says something stupid or makes a stupid remark, usually due to living a sheltered life and having little exposure or knowledge about the world around them.
J: “Want some halloumi for dinner?”
L: “The city in Hawaii?”
J: “No, the cheese! You’re such a pollywoppus!”
Pollywoppus by ColinFrissell October 2, 2016
Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound. also commonly known as a cockslap.
Cool Guy: I pollywopped your mom so hard last night that it left a mark

Gay Guy: What's a pollywop?
Cool Guy: Slapping your dick on her face so hard it makes a wop sound.
Gay Guy: You mean a cockslap.
Cool Guy: No. You're a fag

Pollywampus 

When the sun shifts and you molt into a new person, internally. Circa 2018
That girl turned freaky after the Pollywampus.
Pollywampus by DoNZon February 19, 2023

pollywompus

When the something, someone, you are pointing out is directionally diagonal across an intersection from you. Not accross either street from you but diaganol across both streets. See Kitty Corner.
The bank is pollywompus from the market at the corner of Broadway and 4th Ave.
pollywompus by John Quimby December 14, 2006

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026