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Polish the Rod

Choking the chicken, jacking the beanstalk, date night with Palmella Handerson, tickling Elmo, slap boxing the one-eyed champ...you know.
Please call before you stop by, that way you won't have to catch me while I polish the rod.
by Dr Debacle September 11, 2009
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polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation
"i was polishing the rod the other day"
by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022
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