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Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.
Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.
Pole Vaulting by CongoJack July 3, 2017
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Pole Vaulting

~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
Pole Vaulting by GemeinhardtGal June 10, 2007

Pole Vaulting

When you’re having sex and the man slips and nails you in the taint.
Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!
Pole Vaulting by Katrykat April 1, 2020

Pole Vaulting

When you roll over in your sleep and wake yourself up because your boner is in a painful position.
I rolled over in my sleep last night and woke up from pole vaulting.
Pole Vaulting by C-Nuggz May 13, 2026

"Pole"vaulting 

Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.
Today while home alone I decided to practice "Pole"vaulting.
"Pole"vaulting by Doc_Frankenfurter February 14, 2006

Underwater Pole Vaulting 

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.
My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

Crabs Pole Vaulting 

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."
Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much
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