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Pole Dance 

When a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it's his dick (which is actually more like a chipolata sausage), then wanks himself off in a dirty toilet, like the stupid prick that he is.
Guy: "Oh yeah, you want my dick don't you? Look, she's so hot for me."

Pole dancer: "Give me my money."
Pole Dance by Dark Star Annalise December 23, 2008
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Pole dance 

the national dance of Poland (where the Poles live)
A Scottish student to a Polish student: Is the pole dance your national dance?
Pole dance by Polish girl in Scotland September 29, 2010

pole dance dunce 

the clueless idea that a stripper actully likes you or is your "girlfriend"
He thinks paris is into him for real..what a pole dance dunce.
pole dance dunce by dino-depot April 20, 2009

San Francisco Pole Dance

When two gay men have sex missionary style. Also known as "Fire Starting" (rubbing two sticks together).
Your Dad stopped by before the party and we had just enough time for a San Francisco Pole Dance.

South Korea pole dance

When Rodney dances a ginger brother Brandon!
When they dance ginger style, South Korea pole dance

pole dancer 

one who partakes in pole dancing; usually women who wear some sort of skimpy clothing making various postures around a verticle pole
I became a pole dancer so that I can tone my body!
pole dancer by rolex bim October 1, 2004

pole dancing 

A performing art which incorporate dance and gymnastics. It involves dancing and performing acrobats on a vertical pole.
pole dancing by 20ufgs June 23, 2011