Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009
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some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not
let us play poker
by Speedy bob January 16, 2004
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Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.
"You should invite her to dinner and poker"
by Flo January 27, 2004
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She was extremely pokered last night.
I feel so pokered right now.
by edgy chav November 29, 2017
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Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.
Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.
by SunBug October 03, 2009
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When you have an accidental erection while in close proximity to people and accidentally poke someone with it.
Guy: Dude, I had a poker with that chick over there.
Friend: Lucky you!
by FinWonga March 08, 2016
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The act of sticking fingers up a girls virgina. Also, a very popular card game.

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I signed up for poker through www.danspoker.com whilst poking my girlfriend.
by Anonymous213 September 25, 2011
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