poke ass 

A person or thing that is extremely slow. Derived from the word pokey meaing slow.

That person was a complete poke ass responding to my question.

I dont want to ride on the fast track only on the poke ass track.

poke ass by JasonU38 May 24, 2006

Poke-Asshole 

A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.

That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!

Poke-Asshole by DEthington July 16, 2016

Pokeass

A person that acts like a pokemon and do weird things.

Victim: What are you wearing?
Man: I'm PIKACHU, CHU! (smiles aggressively)
Victim: I'm calling the human resources you Pokeass

Pokeass by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021