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Poke and Choke 

Some kinky shit.

You poke her with your wee wee, and choke her at the same time. Girls love that shit.
Last night, I "poke and choked" this one girl so good, that she wanted to sleep over.
Poke and Choke by Superman V2 April 21, 2014

Poke and choke 

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night
Poke and choke by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018

Choke and Poke 

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.
"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"

Choke and Poke 

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.
"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."
Choke and Poke by Othguy23 October 17, 2013

Choke and poke 

Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.
Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.
Choke and poke by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026