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point plankn 

Mysterious phrase used by University of Kansas sophomore basketball guard Tyshawn Taylor on his Facebook page in a comment related to a series of altercations between members of the Kansas basketball teams in late September, 2009. Possibly indicates the speaker's attempt to communicate a level of intense seriousness for the preceding phrase or sentence. Probably a misspelling of "point blankn."
“Real n-ggers do real things .. point plankn."

I told my wife, "You need to make sure the kid knows his vocabulary words for tomorrow ... point plankn."
point plankn by TRex Kansas September 24, 2009
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Point Plankn 

To receive something not earned. To artificially earn points by being a cheating bastage. To engage in busch league tactics during the heat of competition.
*During a game of bagpits (aka cornhole)*

"What's the score?"

"18-4."

"Bullshit. Dude, you're point plankn."
Point Plankn by bagpits September 24, 2009

Point Plankn 

As a Kansas Jayhawk, we might as well embrace this phrase. Thus, I am semi-proud to reveal that the phrase "Point plankn" stems from Tyshawn Taylor, University of Kansas basketball player, who first used the phrase during a September 2009 day of unfortunate altercations between the University of Kansas football and basketball players. Likely the phrase relates to Tyshawn's previously unrevealed secret life as a pirate (sometimes pirates just can't control themselves - arrrrggghhh!), and is slang for "Walk The Plank". Fortunately for Tyshawn, pirates are indeed the chosen people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and thus the Kansas Jayhawks are also the FSM's chosen people.

Fortunately most Kansas Jayhawks have received a much better education at the University of Kansas, so point plankn is a new word to add to our repertoire.
"If you try and mess with me, you're gonna end up point plankn".

Commonly also just simply stated these days as straight up "Point Plankn".
Point Plankn by Jacob5627 September 24, 2009

point plankn 

The act or state of self-loathing due to one's membership in a group or organization, often resulting in self-destructive and anti-social behavior.
Of course I'm point plankn? You would too if you were a Kansas Jayhawk.
point plankn by pointplankn September 25, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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