point percy

To aim one's penis at the urinal.

Yeah, had a few tubes with the boys then just as the food arrived I had to point percy and wouldn't you know when I got back the mongrels had taken me steak.

by Ockerbloke November 2, 2007

point percy at the porcelain

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums

after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain

by algarve dave December 14, 2004

pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013