PogbaSenior aka TheSaltIsHere is a twitter account that loves slandering his fridge and also Manchester United's sporting director who's responsible for the singing of Donny Van De Been
PogbaSenior signed VDB by ratioing Manchester United's official twitter account
Example of his ratios:
Manchester United: in 1945 one of our players scored a goal after taking a shit on the pitch
PogbaSenior: this player won't rescue us from relegation ffs sign some players!
Bro how did this guy know that by signing Cristiano Ronaldo manchester unitedwill win the CL?
Idk he must have taken tips from PogbaSenior
The expression of saying someone is a very pog child. Or a minor does something amazing when it's considered that only adults can do.
The word was discovered several seconds ago by me because I wanted to merge pog and pissbaby together to create something positive. Good vibes fr fr 😌
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!