pofolk 

poor people

pofolk styles

pofolk by ufrench July 30, 2003

poolkake 

the sexual act of filling a swimming pool with semen - the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the semen afterwards.

for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula.

given;
- the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres.
- the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations.
- the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders.

therefore;

In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take

280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour;

A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years

to fill the pool

and just a moment to jump in

dude, did you hear about the huge sperm bank heist?

yeah, theres a poolkake party going on somewhere tonight

poolkake by idubstoners July 9, 2010

poolkmnjhbgftg 

a person that loves everyone and can be a bitch like haylee

poolkmnjhbgftg is a bitch

poolkmnjhbgftg by jbnjhbhb September 25, 2022

Poolkahnoodlery 

The art of making things out of pool noodles

I just love art. Today i learned poolkahnoodlery, and made a giant flower!

Poolkahnoodlery by Alayxalinn March 31, 2025

Poolkahnoodling 

To thread pool noodles that are cut into smaller lengths onto a string like beads

I made a giant necklace by poolkahnoodling

Poolkahnoodling by Alayxalinn March 31, 2025