PISS OF EARLY TOMMOROWS SATDAY
Oi mick you gronk let’s boot this shithole it’s POETS day
by sf3c July 27, 2018
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A poet who is stoned 24/7.

Not really a poet and not really stoned, but the stoned poet likes to see him self this way.
Poet, are you Stoned? No! But I'm acting like it!
by Cardamon February 11, 2004
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Akin to rocks for jocks, this general education class will take the abstract and rigorous subject of physics and make it so easy and watered down that even poets will pass it.
I thought Intro to Physics sounded hard, so I took Physics for Poets instead
by The Moid April 12, 2010
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A horrible poet with great stage presense. Any person who uses more than 20 different words ending with "-ied" in their poem.
Person 1: How many more slam poets are we going to have to sit through?
Person 2: Just ten more about inner-city life, fifteen more about a bad relationship, and seven more about how great a slam poet that slam poet is.
by coltrane1 January 13, 2008
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iff 'if's the middle word in life,'
life without the f-word's a lie,
=>realise i'm an affront to language, a-shag me now.
poet warlord *surreptiously; cravenly eyes tub of marge*
by silencut March 3, 2009
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satanic bitches who hide behind jesus and pretend to be of the belivers
the moody poet eats children after he boils them according to 2kings 6:29
by fuksatanichristians December 12, 2016
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someone who's very unattractive (beat) and writes poetry (poet)
Man, that nappy-ass artsy bitch who's always reciting those poems really is a beat poet.
by Nick D September 29, 2003
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