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POETs day 

Piss off early tomorrows saturday. Used by marketing departments all over the world. You could fire a cannon at 4:30 pm on Friday through most sales departments and not hit a soul
Thank god it's poets day. meet me at the Prince Patrick at 4:30
POETs day by burra oil October 16, 2007

Poets day 

PISS OF EARLY TOMMOROWS SATDAY
Oi mick you gronk let’s boot this shithole it’s POETS day
Poets day by sf3c July 26, 2018

national pets day

April 12 is National pets day, all about celebrating your pets!
national pets day by Brook3_Maz April 11, 2019

Poits day 

Piss on it, Tomorrows Saturday.
Hey Chuck, you going to get that report done soon?

No! Its Poits Days afterall.
Poits day by BlocRoc December 7, 2015

National POTS Day 

October 25, The day made to raise awareness of POTS or Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Also know as Ashley Frick day
Person: “Who's that passed out on the ground?”
Other Person: “Oh it’s just Ashley, she’s fine.”
Person: “How is she fine? She’s laying on the ground!”
Other person: “She just has POTS, we’ll get her some Dr Pepper and everything will be fine.”

National POTS Day
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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