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When someone possesses douchebaggery so intense that their actions cease to become that of a mere douchebag, but instead the actions of someone wielding what can only be described as an otherworldly douche force.
Andy Dick is a douchewizard.
by Coltrane1 July 31, 2008

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Poker term used for someone who plays brilliantly the whole game and then loses all his/her chips after a small series of stupid plays. Coined after the famous poker-player, Mike "the Mouth" Matusow.
I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.
by coltrane1 January 12, 2008

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Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."
Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.
by coltrane1 January 12, 2008

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Term used to describe the ring of guys surrounding an attractive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also a "sausage force-field."
Man 1: You should go talk to her.
Man 2: I can't. She's got a fucking sausage casing around her.
by coltrane1 January 12, 2008

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A horrible poet with great stage presense. Any person who uses more than 20 different words ending with "-ied" in their poem.
Person 1: How many more slam poets are we going to have to sit through?
Person 2: Just ten more about inner-city life, fifteen more about a bad relationship, and seven more about how great a slam poet that slam poet is.
by coltrane1 January 12, 2008

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Term used when describing a male who is a jerk, phoney, or a combination of the two.
"That guy was a real cock sock."
by coltrane1 January 12, 2008

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