Poker term used for someone who plays brilliantly the whole game and then loses all his/her chips after a small series of stupid plays. Coined after the famous poker-player, Mike "the Mouth" Matusow.
I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.
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Person 1: How many more slam poets are we going to have to sit through?
Person 2: Just ten more about inner-city life, fifteen more about a bad relationship, and seven more about how great a slam poet that slam poet is.
Person 2: Just ten more about inner-city life, fifteen more about a bad relationship, and seven more about how great a slam poet that slam poet is.
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Get the slam poet mug.When someone possesses douchebaggery so intense that their actions cease to become that of a mere douchebag, but instead the actions of someone wielding what can only be described as an otherworldly douche force.
Andy Dick is a douchewizard.
by Coltrane1 September 25, 2008
Get the douchewizard mug.Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."
Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.
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