Definitions by coltrane1

douchewizard 

When someone possesses douchebaggery so intense that their actions cease to become that of a mere douchebag, but instead the actions of someone wielding what can only be described as an otherworldly douche force.

Andy Dick is a douchewizard.

douchewizard by Coltrane1 September 25, 2008

cock sock 

Term used when describing a male who is a jerk, phoney, or a combination of the two.

"That guy was a real cock sock."

cock sock by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

slam poet 

A horrible poet with great stage presense. Any person who uses more than 20 different words ending with "-ied" in their poem.

Person 1: How many more slam poets are we going to have to sit through?
Person 2: Just ten more about inner-city life, fifteen more about a bad relationship, and seven more about how great a slam poet that slam poet is.

slam poet by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

sausage casing 

Term used to describe the ring of guys surrounding an attractive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also a "sausage force-field."

Man 1: You should go talk to her.
Man 2: I can't. She's got a fucking sausage casing around her.

sausage casing by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

sausage force-field 

Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."

Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.

sausage force-field by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

Matusow Melt-down 

Poker term used for someone who plays brilliantly the whole game and then loses all his/her chips after a small series of stupid plays. Coined after the famous poker-player, Mike "the Mouth" Matusow.

I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.

Matusow Melt-down by coltrane1 January 16, 2008